nervous-princess:

‘In a society where all adventure has been destroyed, the only adventure left is to destroy that society.’

I think about this quote pretty often

rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

kissedbyflames:

All those years wasted fighting each other, Charles.

su-ic-id-al:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

lucithor:

mtrenchie:

do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT

candyswords:

what the actual fuck Jennifer

kvotheunkvothe:

brodingershat:

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

mistercoventry:

MY DAD THOUGHT SKRILLEX WAS A POKEMON

seekhappynights:

this is the best line i’ve ever read

heyh8r:

sound-isvibration:

anyone who says diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never owned a dog.

omg